It was the late 70s, and I was shipping out from San Fancisco...I was a merchant marine.
I got drunk and stoned at several bars in the Tenderloin area. I met a young woman of, so she said, 18, and I took her back to my dingy pad.
I went to go down on her in my hazy state, and she tried to stop me; saying she had four penises in her used pussy and all had cum leaving her very messy as she hasn't washed her c-hole. I was too wasted to really care, and all I wanted was to eat her slutty box.
(Remember this was way before the AIDS threat of the early 80s).
I didn't listen, and started to lap her cum-filled pussy...I sucked and lap her dripping hole...she laid back and said I was warned, she seemed to enjoy my cunt lapping,and started to push her sloppy snatch onto my tongue. I loved her reaction, and kept licking away.
After a half hour or so, she said she needed to pee, I didn't stop...and I was no stranger to drinking some woman's piss. I told her to go ahead and pee, but she said no. I offered her extra money if she'd pee in my mouth...she seem to become somewhat okay, and laid back...calling me a weird freak. After a few minutes she started to dribble her sweet urine into my open mouth, and then the flow increased; I had all I could do to keep sucking all her golden nectar into my thursty mouth. She must have been waiting a long time that night to pee...she peed well over a quart of liquid, and I drank every drop. I couldn't help myself, but I needed to do something to my hard cock...I could have fucked her used pussy, but I felt I was enjoying lapper her messy twat, so I wanked away, and spilled my cum on the side of bed. She must have been aware of my actions, and wanted to know if I was finished, but with the promise of more money, I continued to eat her wet hairy hole for another fifteen minutes or so.
I miss her...should have asked if she had a number; I wanted a repeat the next day. We didn't call it a "Creampie" back then; just used pussy.
Needless to say it was a night to remember for the both of us. I am sure she never forget the freaky guy who sucked her pee? I sure would love to relive that experence again, but I am an older guy, and can't seem to find women my age to play pee games.