I WAS SITTING ON THE COUCH, WATCHING SOME BORING TV SHOW, WHEN I HAD THIS TWITCH IN MY CROTCH. I PUT MY HAND DOWN MY PANTS, INADVERTENTLY PLAYNIG, RUBBING MYSELF. ALL OF THE SUDDEN I HAD THIS URGE TO GO PEE. SO I DECIDED TO SEE HOW FAR I COULD GO, TRY TO CONTROL MY PEE ... I WANTED TO FEEL THE PEE ON MY HAND. SLOWLY RELAXING MY MUSCLE I WAS ABLE TO DRIBBLE A FEW DROPS. WOW THAT WAS A GREAT FEELING. HOT PISS ON MY HAND WHICH I DECIDED TO RUB INTO MY SELF. WELL THIS GOT ME GOING LETS SEE HOW MUCH MORE CAN I LET OUT WITHOUT PISSING MYSELF ON THE COUCH? YUP, A LITTTLE MORE CAME OUT. I TOOK MY HAND OUT OF MY PANTS, WET WITH MY OWN PEE AND STUCK A FINGER IN MY MOUTH, LICKING THE PEE OFF. WOW LETS TRY THAT AGAIN. A LITTLE MORE HOT PISS, THIS TIME ALITTLE MORE THAN I EXPECTED, IT GOT MY BOXERS WET. I PULLED WET HAND OUT AND STARTED SUCKING ON MY FINGERS. SUDDENLY, TO MY SURPRISE, MY WIFE WAS STANDING AT MY SIDE. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" I NEED TO TELL YOU THAT SHE HAD HAD A FEW CHARDONNAYS ... THATS USUALLY WHEN SHE GETS HORNY. I PULLED MY FINGERS FROM MY MOUTH. SHE GRABS MY HAND AND GUIDES IT TOWARDS HER VAGINA, OF COURSE AT THAT POINT SHE REALIZES HOW WHET MY FINGERS ARE AND BENDS OVER AND SMELLS MY HAND. "YOU ARE GROSS". I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY! SHE LETS GO OF MY HAND, AND STARS TO REMOVE HER PANTIES FROM BENEATH HER SKIRT. SHE PROCEED TO CLIMB ON MY CHEST, HER VAGINA INCHES FROM MY MOUTH. i INSTINCTLY PROTRUDE MY TONGE AND BEGIN LICKING. SHE CONTINUES TO PRESS HER VAGINA, NOW SORT OF WET, INTO MY MOUTH AND SAYS, " HERE, YOU LIKE IT SO MUCH, DRINK MINE, I'VE GOT LOTS!" SURE ENOUGH I GET A BURST OF PEE RIGHT IN THE MOUTH. WOW! I OPEN WIDER NOT TO MISS ANY ... THIS FEELS LIKE ITS A MINUTE LONG. MY MOUTH FILLS AND I SWALLOW AS THE STREAM OF HOT PISS IS FILLING MY MOUTH. SHE FINISHES PEEING. I CONTINUE TO LICK AND SUCK.SHE COMES LIKE SHE HAS NEVER COME BEFORE ... I AM BURSTING TO COME, I AM ROCK HARD. SHE GETS UP OFF ME, PULLS UP HER PANTIES AND PROCEEDS TO THE BEDROOM UPSTAIRS. I SIT THERE FOR A FEW SECONDS STUNNED. I LOVED IT DOES SHE WANT ME TO FOLLOW? I GET UP AND GO UPSTAIRS TO FIND HER FAST ASLEEP ON THE BED. YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING. I LAY DOWN BESIDE HER, BUT SHE IS COMATOSE DAMN IT! I GET UP AND GO TO THE BATHROOM - I MASTURBATE LIKE I NEVER HAVE BEFORE. SHE WAS GONE TO WORK BEFORE I GOT UP. CANT WAIT TO SEE HER TONITE, I HOPE SHE REMEMBERS YETERDAY ... I'D LIKE TO TRY THAT AGAIN. I'D LOVE TO GET HER TO DRINK MY PEE.