Having Fun with Hotel and Motel Pillows
About forty-five years ago, I loved to take driving vacations all over the United States. Since I wanted to see the scenic and historic places along my driving routes, I stayed mostly on non-interstate highways. Because the roadways I prefered to travel had less traffic, I would sometimes come upon an old, abandoned, derelict hotel or motel. If I found such a hotel or motel, I would park my car nearby and explore the hotel or motel.
If the hotel or motel had been abandoned shortly before I arrived, I would discover beds and bedding in the rooms of the establishment when I looked through the windows. I would then try to open the doors of the rooms and if that mode of entry was not available, I many times was able to open a window because the windows were not securly closed. Upon gaining entrance to the room, I would unlock the door and then check out other rooms of the hotel or motel. On ocasion, I was able to enter the office of the motel and find the keys to the rooms. Then I could unlock all the doors to the rooms. After I had entered as many of the rooms of the hotel or motel as I could, I would then go to a nearby convenience store and purchace several six-packs of beer or soda-pop.
I would then return to the hotel or motel and choose the room(s) I would vandalize. I would then gather pillows from the beds in the other rooms and pile them on the beds in the room I had chosen to mess up. Placing the pillows side by side on the bed, I was able to assemble a makeshift feather-bed on the bed I had chosen to dirty. I then began to drink the beer or soda-pop I had purchased and after a short time, I had an urgent need to pee. I would then piss on the pillows I had placed on the bed and continue doing so on and off as long as I was at the hotel or motel.
Although most of my pillow acquisitions were from derelict hotels or motels, I discovered another way to obtain more pillows. I would go into a department store and buy a couple of pillows. After I had the pillows in my car, I would take the sack from the store I had been given to cary the pillows to my car and return to the store and put a couple more pillows in the sack. After I did this several times, I would have enough pillows in my car for a couple of weeks worth of destructive fun.
Once I had accumulated about two or three hundred pillows from different hotels or motels, I decided to make some feather-beds using those pillows. I would take three pillows and sew them together along the short sides of the pillows making a super-long pillow. After I had many of these lengths of pillows sewn together, I would sew three of these lengths of pillows together along their long sides and make a feather-bed consisting of nine standard pillows. I continued to do this until I had made nearly twenty of these "feather-beds." I discovered an old stone stable on my travels and decided to set up a bed in one of the stalls. I took four of my "feather-beds" and piled them on top of one another. I took several loose pillows and placed them at one end like a normal bed would have. After I assembled this bed, I lay on it and masturbated on the pillows again. I also peed on the bed and then completed the decoration by shitting on the bed.
Another time, I found an earth-work dike or dam and set up a similar feather-bed and pillows bed just in front of the dam and then took my rifle and used that bed for target practice. After several hundred rounds, the bed started to look like Swiss Cheese. I left the bed there and when I returned about a month later, I discovered it had rained and the pillows and feather-beds were completely soaked. Now that "paint-ball guns" are available, I wonder what the result would have been had I used a paint-ball gun to shoot those pillows???
Other times, I would need to shit, and I would place a pillow on the floor, straddle the pillow, and after I dropped my pants, I would squat over the pillow and decorate the pillow with a large, smelly, brown pile of crap. After I had finished with my shit, I would take another pillow and use it to wipe my asshole. This of course would make a long, brown "skid mark" on the pillow I used to wipe with. Most times, I would take another un-used pillow and place it over the pillow with the turds on it and then stomp the two pillows together to spread the shit onto both pillows.
Many times I would discover more pillows in the rooms of the hotel or motel than I could use to piss or shit on at that time, so I would gather the extra pillows and put them in my car for later destructive use. On several occasions, I would put a pillow on the seat of my car, and after removing my pants, sit on the pillow and place a blanket I had liberated from the motel over my lap. I would then drive down the highway and whenever I had the urge, I would piss on the pillow on the seat of my car.
Other times, I would find a rest area and check the rest room there. If I found pit toilets there, I would take at least four pillows from my car and drop two of them into the pit toilet, and use the other two pillows to line the seat hole in the cover of the pit. I would then sit on the pit toilet and deposit a large pile of shit and piss into the toilet. Because I had lined the seat hole with pillows, there were brown skid marks on the pillow lining the back of the hole, and my piss had soaked the pillow lining the front of the hole. I then shined my flashlight down that pit toilet, and saw the pillows there covered with a pile of shit and soaked in piss.
At another highway rest area, I discovered trough urinals and placed several pillows in the urinal to see who would pee the pillows. I then entered one of the toilet stalls, and was able to observe the urinal with my pillows through the crack around the door. One man entered, and when he saw the pillows in the urinal, he proceded to masturbate and ejaculated all over one of those pillows. Other men came into the rest room and pissed on those pillows I had put in the urinal.
One highway rest area had picnic areas with fire pits to cook a picnic meal. I took about 4 of my liberated pillows, and after I had masturbated on the pillows, I decided to put the pillows in the fire pit and set them on fire. I waited around until the pillows were completely consumed by the fire before I left.
Another time, I needed to change the oil in my engine, so I parked in a derelict filling station, put one of my liberated pillows on the ground under my car, and opened the drain plug in my crank case. Hearing the hot oil drip onto that pillow gave me a hard on that I had to releave by jacking off on another pillow. After I had drained the old oil from my motor, I replaced the drain plug and re-filled the oil in the engine. The pillow that was now soaked in oil I put in a barrel along with the pillow I had masturbated on. I then set the two pillows on fire and watched them burn completely.