Wine Tasting Procedure:
Fill hotel room jacuzzi with warm water.
Light candles and place all around jacuzzi
Turn off all the lights in the room and close the blinds
Turn on air conditioner
Turn on timer of jacuzzi to 30 minutes
Enter jacuzzi with partner, sitting on opposite ends
commence drinking pleasant amounts of wine. Prior consumption of copious amounts of juices and/or water highly recommended
Light up cigarettes or other tobacco and commence smoking, achieving a buzz
Engage in exploring each others body and/or body parts. Kiss as required.
Continue to kiss/fondle/probe/caress/lick and suck
Continue to drink and smoke while the jacuzzi time counts down
When jacuzzi timer shuts off, prepare for the wine tasting activity
Place 24 1 oz plastic cups on a tray. Cups should be numbered 1 through 6, in sets of 4
Noting the 1/2 oz mark, pee in all the cups marked #1
Noting the 1/2 oz mark, let partner pee in all cups marked #2
Noting the 1/2 oz mark, pee in all cups marked #3 and fill to 1 oz mark with wine
Noting the 1/2 oz mark, let partner pee in all cups marked #4 and fill to 1 oz mark with wine
Fill all cups marked #5 with water
Fill all cups marked #6 with a shot of liquor (Tequila, Southern Comfort, Brandy, etc)
Roll the dice and pick up the cup whose number matches the number on the dice
Place contents of cup in mouth. You have 3 choices: 1. Swallow contents of cup. 2. Squirt contents of cup into partners mouth, french kiss for 10 seconds, and both swallow. 3. Squirt contents of cup anywhere on partners body and proceed to lick it off, then swallow. (Only allowed once)
Continue taking turns. If no more cups ofare available that match the number thrown, throw dice again.
Smoking during wine tasting permitted
Entire event should last minimum 30 minutes.