Well here it goes. Having enjoyed the idea
of looking at watersports on the internet for a long time.
Thought I might try it myself in the great outdoors.
Obviously I didn't really want anyone to see just what I was
doing, I devised an instrument to help me Piss standing (or in
the very least kneeling on knees). This device was made out
of a plastic Pepsi (600ml) bottle with the closed end cut off and
the top had the lid place on tightly. I then cut a section
out from the top (just under the lid) to about half way down
mainly taking out a quarter of the plastic bottle enabling me to
stick the lid between my buttock cheeks just under the point of
exit for the Piss. This allowed me to stand anywhere wrap a
plastic bag around the end with a rubber band and let the pee
flow freely at anytime anywhere. So there I was one sunny
day having lunch on the Esplanade listening to the radio and
reading a magazine in my car. After about 1/2 an hour of
drinking soft drink (about 1 bottle full) I felt the urge, I held
off for a little longer to finish off the water I'd also bought
and the urge then got desperate. With only 20 minutes left
until I had to be back at work, I decided I'd better go
now. So I jumped into the back of my car, my car is only a
2 door and since there are shades on both windows no-one can see
into the back unless they really look hard into the car.
After setting up the plastic bottle (subsitute penis)and plastic
bag from my lunch order. I proceeded to remove the outer
layer of my clothes. Since we all know you can't stand up
in a car, I was on my knees with my jeans & underwear pulled
down. I placed my Sub Penis in the correct position,
quickly took a glace at the passers by to check if anyone was
comming near. I held the end of the penis to hold the bag,
then let it gush I swear it gushed for what seemed like ages,
knowing that I hadn't finished I knelt there for longer just
waiting and felt a little trickle. I then slide the penis
through my little canal to wipe the excess Piss of my clit
area. Pull the bag off the penis carefully, then tied a
knot in the end. Put myself together then disposed of the
bag by putting it in the box that lunch came in and throwing it
in the bin. No-one had even noticed anything and I went to
work relieved of all my fullness.