A genuine true story....
My wife, 'J', and I, were on holiday in North Yorkshire several
years ago. We were staying in an old market town, which had a
ruined castle at the top of a hill.
We had spent the day drinking beer in the town pubs, which were
open all day as it was market day in the town. By the evening, we
were both quite pissed and extremely horny. We decided that we
would like to fuck out of doors, and chose to use the castle as
the venue for our fuck-feast.
As we made our way up a side-street to get to the castle hill, I
had an urgent need to pee and told J this. We stopped under a lit
street lamp and I pulled out my cock and started to piss against
the lamp post. J grabbed my cock and started to wank it as I
pissed, which seemed to go on forever. Before I had time to
finish pissing, she squatted down and popped my still-dribbling
cock into her moutth. I groan as we sucked, and thought
"Fuck it - why not?" and just blasted a jet of golden
pee down her throat. She just gulped it down thirstily and smiled
up at me.
As J stood up and continued to wank me, we noticed a man across
the street who was walking his dog. He had slowed almost to a
crawl as he passed by, and the look of amazement on his face told
us that he had seen everything under the light of the street
lamp. J smiled, kissed me full on the lips, and then tucked me
away, giving my bulge a gentle rub.
The man moved on and we headed up the steep, grassy slope, until
we found a gap in the castle walls and were able to get inside
the grounds. Nearby, we could hear the sound of local youths
laughing and joking. I rtemember thinking "Great - a ready
made gang-bang for J!", for I would have gladly offered her
body to the boys had they discovered us in action.
We stripped our clothes off and began to explore each other's
body until we fucked passionately. I fucked J as she bent across
a large stone. We fucked every way; in her cunt, her arse and
then her mouth. I then returned to her arse, where I spunked an
awful lot. With my cock still buried deep in her shit-hole, I
began to piss again and didn't stop until it began to spray out
of her arse and over the base of my cock, my balls and the tops
of my legs.
J pissed on my body and my cock, and then finally in my eager
mouth. I pissed on her tits and cunt, and then jerked-off over
her face and tits.
When we were finished, we tried to clean ourselves up and then
dressed. We must have smelled of every bodily fluid possible as
we returned to our accomodation (we certainly tasted of every
bodily fluid!). My only regret, was that the youths went home and
didn't discover us. The sight of three or four (or more!) stiff,
young Yorkshire cocks pissing over J's face would have almost
been too much to bear!
We have never repeated anything quite like this, although there
are other watersports and fucking fun to relate another time.